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Puck will be getting a new girlfriend and it isn't the usual suspects (i.e. "I hear Puck’s interest in Lauren (the awesome Ashley Fink) will evolve into a full-blown romance before the season is over," said Michael Ausiello of TVLine. In the "Silly Love Songs" episode of "Glee," Valentine's Day was served up with a healthy dose of heartburn. While Puck managed to alienate his "whole lotta woman" crush, Lauren Zizes, by serenading her with Queen's' "Fat Bottom Girls," Finn and Quinn cheated together only to be struck down with mono while Kurt watched forlornly as Blaine sang a love song to a Gap employee who was too old for him. But Sam doesn't need the duo to hack up a lung to know his girlfriend is getting all hot and bothered over her ex.There was something really gross about this plot to me. Was it any grosser than any of the other romantic entanglements between the more conventionally attractive couples of Glee?

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Along the way, we were given more sex-themed plot lines than there are diagrams in the Kama Sutra: Penis-phobic guidance counselor Emma was afraid of her husband’s “Hose Monster,” icy Santana wished she knew how to quit tonsil-hockey partner Brittany; Blaine enlisted Kurt’s dad to talk to him about the fundamentals of gay sex; Quinn and Finn had makeup sex; Rachel yammered on about something probably sex-related, I think; and Puck and Lauren Zizes attempted to make a sex tape. Yes, the hormonal Puck and his large-and-in-charge obsession spent the episode plotting to film their own sex tape, which Zizes thinks will rocket her to a Kardashian level of fame (a reality show and fragrance).

Puck, who was hoping to finally “motorboat those twins,” reluctantly signed on.

“In fact, a large, zaftig, voluptuous, full-figured, big-boned, massive-assive honey, that is what gets me going.

Last night was Glee’s “Sexy” episode, marking the return of substitute teacher Holly Holliday (Gwyneth Paltrow), who, like a kinky Mary Poppins, floated into Mc Kinley High to verse the cast on the ABCs of the birds and the bees.

“It’s odd to go from being the ‘It Girl’ last season to getting tossed on the backburner,” concedes the insider.

"BTW, If Fink isn’t a series regular by this time next season I’ll write a rave review of One Tree Hill.

The character is portrayed by actress Ashley Fink, and has appeared in Glee since the season one episode "Wheels", first broadcast on November 11, 2009.

Lauren was developed by Glee creators Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, and Ian Brennan.

There’s a word for people who do things like that in the real world: It’s “assh*le.” I think what’s going on here is that the writers of Glee see, in the hypersexualized and pugnacious dialogue between Lauren and Puck, a way of earning some of the shock-laughs that have become Glee’s calling card.

is a recurring fictional character from the Fox musical comedy-drama series, Glee.

"That's the first time someone sang me a love song," Lauren tells Puck after he sings her his ode to overweight girls, "and it made me feel like crap." Despite his vocal misstep however, Lauren sort of fights over him, getting medieval on a jealous Santana's keester when she insults her - which, of course, only makes Puck want Lauren more. In the meantime, poor little Rachel realizes her ex sees fireworks when he kisses Quinn but not her. Singing it to your true love, who isn't Kurt, it turns out, at his workplace (the Gap) with the Warblers for back-up.

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